May the dust of your carriage wheels blind the eyes of your foes. 52.) May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, and heaven accepts you. Heres to staying positive and testing negative. An "Irish blessing": "May he turn their ankles,So we'll know them by their limping. May the luck of the Irish possess you.May the devil fly off with your worries.May God bless you forever and ever. 14.) Maybe your cat will gag; whatever. Jonathan Swift. 44.) Land without rent to you. Best while you have it use your breath; there is no drinking after death. 26.) If you fight, may you fight for a brother. May those that love us, love us. 10.) May we never go to h but always be on our way. May you sail a gentle sea. 2.) A child every year to you. 8.) 58.) See 7 things You Need to Know About Wordle. 78.) Short and sweet, it's a simple wish for a good life, lived to the fullest. . 14. At important life events like a wedding or a wake, folks remember really good and really bad toasts. Health to everyone from the tip of the roof to the side of the fire, From wall to wall, And if theres anyone in the wall, speak up! A pretty girl and an honest one. Heres to our wives and girlfriendsmay they never meet!Groucho Marx, 70.) 30 Great Drink Toasts - TFE Times And if you drink, may you drink with me. Combining the concept of money with a reduction in worries, why youre drinking? And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far, so that you will always have something to strive for. At least 50% of the online guides to Delivering Irish cheers, as they call them, contain funny Irish toasts that are in fact in no way Irish. 132.) May the Good Lord take a liking to you but not too soon! 30 Great Drink Toasts. The outside leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms. May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. 8.) 5.) May your heart be as light as a song. St. Patricks Day is a great day for Irish toasts. 67.) 55.) Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. Fun and memorable Irish blessings to use all year round, but especially on March 17, St. Patrick's Day! May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light; may good luck pursue you each morning and night. 17.) 150.) - Jara McKee. May the frost never afflict your spuds may the outside leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms. Its typically made as glasses are raised to the bride and groom. Here's to Hell! May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. 157 Best Irish Toasts: Friendship, Drinking, Health - Greeting Card Poet 74.) As for regrets, I just have one; thats all the ones Ive missed. Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Sometimes people think this is a bit of an odd choice for a wedding, but it often comes up, possibly among parents who arent convinced their kids have made the right choice! May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent. May the roof above you never fall in, and those gather beneath it never fall out. and warm your heart. 20 memorable toasts for all occasions - Hella Life 129.) If you have a question that we havent tackled, ask away in the comments section below. Old Irish Curse. May your bank account always be like the capital of Ireland Always Dublin! May God grant us a sense of humor, Lord, The saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass it on to other folks. 88.) 98.) Irish sayings Toasts and Blessings - Fiona's Place I wish you health, I wish you well, and happiness galore.I wish you luck for you and friends; what could I wish you more? 30.) C. Fields, 78.) You might also be interested in our Irish blessings or Irish quotes content on both pages could be used in Irish toasts or for other occasions. 13. Heres to each lad and his darlin colleen. These quirky toasts are ideal for merry gatherings when after a few pints, visitors might even be forgiven for over-egging the Irish cliches! And if you drink, may you drink with me. 19.) Slint: Hearts and Ankles. Is the smile that shines through the tears. 139.) 127.) May the most you wish forBe the least you get. It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, ones present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.W. To love, life and happinessmay your troubles be few and your blessings many. "Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein" "Here's to me, and here's to you, And here's to love and laughter-I'll be true as long as you, And not one moment after" "Health and life to you; May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. And heres to the lad who can smile When everything goes dead wrong. 99.) And may you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, and quick to make friends. 156.) These toasts for drinking will surely bring a smile to everyones face who hears them. May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, and heaven accepts you. 15.) Many are denied the privilege. Land without rent to you.". Funeral Toasts: How to Toast Someone Who Has Died 124.) Sorrow never lingers long- Forget it! May the road rise to meet you. Like the goodness of the five loaves and two fishes. May the Irish hills caress you.May her lakes and rivers bless you.May the luck of the Irish enfold you.May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. Slint: Hearts and Ankles. - irishpage.com May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty! May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you, and may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be. Youre a gentleman and a scholar and a good judge of bad liquor. And, long live our friendship year after year! 69.) 66.) "Slinte!" - This is the Irish version of "cheers," and is often used to toast to good health. 15.) . Heres health and prosperity,To you and all your posterity,And them that doesnt drink with sincerity,That they be damned for all eternity. half an hour before the devil knows youre dead, dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. I hope you enjoyed this collection of Irish toasts. I dont know half of you half as well as I should like;and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. 13.) 4.) May rains fall soft upon your fields. 2.) May all the giant hearts be tall as day, and may all your winter nights be warm as May. 22 Great Irish Toasts (With Etiquette Tips) And real pain for our sham friends. 122.) 3.) "Do not resent growing old. Always remember to forgetThe troubles that passed away.But never forget to rememberThe blessings that come each day. 16.) So, plan accordingly and practice your toast until you have it down pat. 7.) Irish Drinking Toast. 21.) And may the luck of the Irish enfold you. During a powerful emotional moment, it's so great to have these nuggets, albeit often irreverent to fall back on to sum up feelings in a speech. This old Irish saying about enemies will bring a smile to your face. And some well some are shockingly bad! It uses slightly more simplified language while keeping the essence more or less the same. In the name of old Erinheres wishing you cheer,good luck and good fortunefor many a year. Plan what you are going to say. Irish Toasts - Etsy 50.) 10.) And for those that do not love us, may God turn their hearts. (Let us be drinking!). Heres to doing and drinking,Not sitting and thinking. 6.) Funny Toasts: 55+ Best Your Friends Will Remember - Humoropedia.com 7.) A toast speech is a type of tribute speech meant to honor someone. May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend. Whether it was sharp tongue folks like Oscar Wilde or Brendan Behan the Irish just can't resist a joke and of course loving irreverence along came these less religious "blessings". 104.) But the best ships are friendships,and may they always be. Heres to love, for which there is no cure except to marry. 55.) And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows youre dead.. 10.) 128.) 12.) In all this world, why I do think there are five reasons why we drink: Good friends, good wine, lest we be dry, and any other reason why! May your fire be as warm as the weather is cold. 4.) May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. 103.) Saint Patrick was a gentleman, Who through strategy and stealth, Drove all the snakes from Ireland; heres toasting to his health. The person receiving the toast should remain seated and should not drink to the toast. 36.) May the luck of the IrishLead to happiest heightsAnd the highway you travelBe lined with green lights.-Wherever you go and whatever you do,May the luck of the Irish be there with you. Here's to women of the Irish shore; I love but one, I love not more. Over the centuries, Irish folks have demonstrated their love of words. Who needs a pot of gold when youve a coin or two for a pint at the end of the day? Irish Drinking Toasts - Spike & Jamie And may all your friends remember, All the favours you are owed!". The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful. 18.) May you always have a cool head and a warm heart. 107.) That the sound of happy music, And the lilt of Irish laughter, fill your heart with gladness that stays forever after. Heres champagne for our real friends. 112.) 10.) May the leprechauns be near you, To spread luck along your way. For example, it was common for people to hang charms around their necks or to inscribe blessings on their homes to protect themselves from evil spirits. And may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed! 58.) Toasts - Davis - LocalWiki May the best of your past be the worse of your future. 1.) 22.) May you live all the days of your life.Jonathan Swift, 67.) That you have the hindsight to know where youve been, the foresight to know where youre going, and the insight to know when youre going too far. 43.) May the devil make a ladder of your backbone. 11.) May the wind at your back always be your own. Rejoice, and be of good cheer!For they are out there, and we are in here! The bards were the ancient Irish poets who used their gifts to praise or curse their enemies. Every man is sociable until a cow invades his garden. 3.) Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash, 68.) 83.) The Irish think of everything, which is why in addition to lovely Irish blessings and prayers for health, love, happiness, and luck, there are also some great Irish sayings for when you're in the thick of it. Little fools drink too much, and great fools not at all! 12 Funny Irish Blessings. And may the strength of three be in your journey. Beer Toasts - Brookston Beer Bulletin Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it! 8.) 9.) Heres to each lad and his darlin colleen. If you steal, may you steal a womans heart. 1.) May God bless old Ireland, thats this Irishmans toast. Giving out accolades never goes out of style. It is better to spend money like theres no tomorrow than to spend tonight like theres no money. Be sure to check out more toasts from the ListCaboodle library: Best Benjamin Franklin Proverbs, Adages, Aphorisms. At the end of the day,Let us drink to work well done,And if you are an idler,Well toast tomorrows fun! For this home and all therein be blessed with Gods love. May you have: A world of wishes at your command, God and his angels close at hand, Friends and family their love impart, And Irish blessing in your heart. Heres to the eyes in your head and none in your spuds! There comes a time when you must take the bull. May we be who our dogs think we are. May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,may good luck pursue you each morning and night. 5.) "Life is a waste of time. May the leprechauns be near you, To spread luck along your way. Holly and ivy hanging up And something wet in every cup. To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists, and may each one of us always give the devil his due.Neil Gaiman, Check out these Funny Drinking Quotes & Captions, 80.) 2.) Just be sure not to overdo it, lest your own suffers. 1.) In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship and never in want. May the good Lord take a liking to youBut not too soon! Haters got you down? Heres a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein. Thirst is a shameless disease so here's to a shameful cure. 12.) May you have warm words on a cold evening,A full moon on a dark night,And the road downhill all the way to your door. New Columns From Your Class Correspondents - Cornellians | Cornell First up is a light-hearted toast that wishes for popularity, and if thats not possible, at least an easy way to tell who your enemies are! 62.) May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight. And the insight to know when you're going too far. 44.) Heres to the storks that bring good babies, the crows that bring bad babies, and the swallows that bring no babies at all! Slinte (Good health! May God bring good health to your enemies enemies. Irish toast 82.) Popular Irish Drinking Toasts that we all love - Irish Wishes When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. 14.) Friend, may you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint. Heres to it, and from it, and to it again, and if you dont do it when you get to it, you may never get to it to do it again! May all your ups and downs be under the sheets. 16.) WATCH: Biden momentarily forgot about Irish visit at White House event. 27.) May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you. May the luck of the Irish lead to the happiest heights, And the highway you travel be lined with green lights. 20.) But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be. Marry a mountain girl. It wishes a rich and fulfilled life without hardship. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. May the grace of Gods protectionAnd His great love abideWithin your homewithin the heartsOf all who dwell inside. It is also known as the Irish bachelor toast, but with any luck, it could lead quickly to an Irish Wedding toast. In all this world, why I do thinkThere are five reasons why we drink:Good friends,good wine,lest we be& dryand any other reason why. May the raindrops fall lightly on your brow.May the soft winds freshen your spirit.May the sunshine brighten your heartMay the burdens of the day rest lightly upon you.And may God enfold you in the mantle of His love. May God turn their minds. Heres to good Irish friendsNever above youNever below youAlways beside you. 14.) 2.) Here's a toast to poverty; It sticks by us when our friends forsake us.-Unknown May those who live truly be always believed, And those who deceive us be always deceived.-Unknown May bad fortune follow you all your days And never catch up with you.-Unknown If the world is going wrong, Forget it! May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace.May your troubles grow less as your blessings increase. May god hold you in the hollow of His hand.. 1.) 74.) 136.) This one packs plenty of the symbols of Ireland into a handful of sentences. 96.) And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. 27.) May we have one together in ten years time and a few in between. For what to say in person and many more opportunities when the right words matter. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. tags: irish. 4.) 15.) Heres to you and heres to meI pray that friends well always be,But if by chance we disagree,The heck with you and heres to me! Many toasts use opposites to punctuate their meaning and this wedding staple is a classic. So, lets all get drunk and go to heaven! Try out an Irish-drinking toast your next time out with the gang. But since she's not here to drink her part, I'll drink her share with all my heart. For you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends. The light of the Christmas star to youThe warmth of home and hearth to youThe cheer and good will of friends to youThe hope of a childlike heart to youThe joy of a thousand angels to youThe love of the Son andGods peace to you. May god bless old Ireland, thats this Irishmans toast!. May the rocks in your field turn to gold. Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them till theyre full. 10.) Plan it out. Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.Mark Twain, 79.) Dont believe everything you see online, 3. A short and simple toast for any proud Irishman or woman whos been touched by the romance of a wedding. Always remember that hindsight is the best insight to foresight. Experience is the comb that life gives a bald man. May you have love that never ends,lots of money, and lots of friends.Health be yours, whatever you do,and may God send many blessings to you! The first draught a man drinks is for thirst,The second for nourishment,The third for pleasureand the fourth for madness. We cannot share this sorrowIf we havent grieved a while.Nor can we feel anothers joyUntil weve learned to smile. 9.) 64.) I drink to your health when Im with you, May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing., May the doctor never earn a pound out of you, May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a, May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. May peace and plenty bless your world with joy that long endures. (Ghandi) May we be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows we're dead. 9.) Read more quotes from adam rhee. That stay with you all the year long. Heres to the ones we love dearest and most. 15.) Drive sober. In celebration of St. Patrick's Day 2023, we have compiled some of our favorite Irishy . 13.) May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use. That your doctor never earns a dollar out of you, and may your heart never give out. May the leprechauns dance over your bedand bring you sweet dreams!