There's even a money back guarantee. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! I just can't seem to stop, though. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. "lower the quality"? I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google - iFunny Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! School has been on for four days now. Based. Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Yep that's right. You got me started. Proud to be weird. Sorry if I complained a lot. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. Come on all you non-existing people! Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Which is bad. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. Seeya! I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. Because I do. The whole thing. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! May your day be shiney! That's why. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. This audio clip has been played 601 times and has been liked 10 times. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. That's right! That's not fair! And, are monkeys spelled monkies? And not so pissed at my weird family. People need to make the time to waste time. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. 79-year-old San Bernardino man was beater de*th in Tijuana while delivering donations to those in need. But, whatever. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). Wellseeya! Sothe plan is going to fail. In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. HOLY WAX! Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! What has the world come to? So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. Oh, well. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. Creepy. Current track: Shut Yo Bubble Gum Dum Dum-Vine Shut Yo Bubble Gum Dum Dum-Vine. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. Lots of gooey talent. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? I needs the duct tape! It's really stressfull. Because that would be impossible. It says that in black ander lime green! Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. Lots of people spoke. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. We're not sure. 1 hour ago Yeaha topic would be good. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. I need to find a topic. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. I'm backand it's several hours later. Can a senile person write? Gambling is so much fun! He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Oooo! One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. *gagged reader glares* What's that? | 0.03 KB, Python | Then it would be okay. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. Typical. Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. Why bother asking? Now I do. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! My answer is simple. What makes them undesirable for pie? Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. I think. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. I'm leavin', for now. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? I mean, who'd a thought? Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. Ooooooooooooo! I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! And then the quality will rise. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. Thank-you for your time. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Maybe. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! You want me to stay. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. Or CRAP, for short. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. I know where you are right now! Okay. You wanna play that way. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". And they pushed my toes together. Seeya! Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Okay. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . No? And almost never finish. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. That's funny!!!! To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Okay, fire is loud. Good. See? And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. To prevent this, I did nothing. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Hmmmmintersting. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Shut yo bubble gum chocolate cum head dumb no home chicken bone headphone head saw shit storm stone sword phone chord jones ford overgrown flintstone control board snowboard Nicole norr long swords broad sword war lord scoreboard wallboard shipload skin tone hormone the f up . I'm a genius. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. and our That must be it. I haven't exactly advertised this site. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! And so the week went by. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. Hello, everyone! 1 hour ago dumb dumb Lyrics: Disappointment takes us by surprise / Even though by now I think we should have realized / Everyone is dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) / (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. He tried to kill me! You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. Just "imagine" I have more!? THANKS FOR COMING! *g8ggles* bye. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! I should be asleep. Hours of completly useless fun! And I don't really have a topic today. Now who's the crazy one? isnt paying attention. See, very weird. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? I'm back. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. You CANNOT DENY it! I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. That meant only one corse of action for them. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. It was fairly fun. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Nor can I find it on any search engines. HILARIOUS! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. Which is what I do best. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. Like a muffin. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? What a crazy idea. Oh, yeah. ALWAYS. Now, don't get me wrong. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. I don't think. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. Obviously, you know this. GRRR!! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! It even SOUNDS weird. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. Yeah. That's right, folks. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. I's can get to my site again! Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Is it possible to make less sense? Wellthey are. And what did he do to me? In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone post malone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown mega phone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progenstarone mountain anemone boan groan allophone cyclacone ankle bone leave me alone Tik tok knock knock 12 O'clock Plug walk millie Rock nighthawk pea cock Moon walk engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock Jay walk chalk walk hawk squak electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in the crack kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack smack hack tac quak quak flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap handicap weather map airwhack back lap handicap weather map air sac comeback halfback knickknack padywhack give yo dog a bone snack bounce back hatchback look back macaque Pat back unstack clack similac megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet the girl on the main street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat meat eat athlete back seat blow doe flow borrow elbovw combo grow glow joe hoe snow throw willow audio gizmo show micro metro tobacco tornado torpedo free throw John Doe slow borrow torso templo woe cargo strow know the beau looking splatoon ass up, Scan this QR code to download the app now.
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